120 Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband to Show Your Humor

Looking for funny anniversary wishes for your husband? Well, first, congratulations to you two! With each year passing by, we have more to love and even more to laugh together. 

If you and your man are some humor-loving lovebirds, the couple who would rather watch rom-com than romance together, then we’ve got you. These sweet and hilarious quotes will be perfect for showing him your love and sense of humor, for any occasion you two are celebrating. 

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

Humor has a way of strengthening bonds and creating unforgettable moments. So, sit back, relax, and let’s get into a joyous journey with these funny anniversary wishes for your special man.

1. I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly

2. On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.

3. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

4. To my incredible husband, happy anniversary! Thank you for always being there to fix things, especially my computer and my never-ending cravings for snacks.

5. It would be hard to picture a life without you, I mean who would pay the mortgage?

6. Happy wedding anniversary to the man who’s been smart enough to avoid arguing with me over the years.

7. Happy Anniversary, my love. I never knew being married meant I’d have someone to pick out my clothes each day, tell me how to wear my hair and give me driving instructions.

8. Happy anniversary to the guy who can fix anything around the house except his questionable fashion choices. You’re lucky you have me!

9. My favorite part of waking up to you in the morning… is when you’re handing me coffee!

10. Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

11. My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

12. To my amazing husband, you put up with my Instagram, and I put up with your fantasy football. We’re even. Happy anniversary!

13. Happy engagement anniversary to the one person who knows all my flaws and still chooses to binge-watch silly TV shows with me. You’re my favorite lazy partner!

14. Happy anniversary to the man who always makes me feel loved, cherished, and… a little bit annoyed at times. But mostly loved. Happy anniversary, my dear husband!

15. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let’s celebrate while we can – Happy anniversary!

16. Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage. I promise to keep making you laugh at my own jokes! Happy anniversary, my loveable husband.

17. There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring next me.

18. Happy anniversary to the man who makes my life complete, especially when he takes out the trash.

19. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.

20. Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!

21. I’m so happy I married you. Doing my own laundry really sucked when I was single.

22. Through thick and thin? I used to be thin, and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.

23. To the best husband: You’ve given me endless love and tacos. What more could a girl want? Happy anniversary!
    
24. Happy anniversary to my amazing husband! I still can’t believe you’ve put up with me for this long. You deserve a medal… or at least a big box of chocolates!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Husband

The wedding day is surely an unforgettable event for all of us. No matter if it’s your first wedding anniversary or a milestone of 30 years of marriage, these humorous wishes will be perfect for spouses with a good sense of humor.

1. Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!

2. Happy wedding anniversary hubby, you’re doing great, I wouldn’t have been able to put up with me for this long.

3. To my dear husband, who has successfully survived another year of marriage. Happy anniversary!

4. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

5. A good marriage is one that makes room for love, patience, understanding, and truth, as well as all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to my husband who lets me have all the room that I want.

6. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.

7. Even though we have more gray hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old.

8. Happy wedding anniversary to my husband from the best thing you ever said yes to.

9. Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

10. Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!

11. Sometimes I look at you and I just can’t help but feel happy for you. After all, you married the world’s most beautiful and brilliant woman. Happy anniversary, dearest husband.

12. Another year of being married to my favorite person in the world, besides my Netflix account. Happy anniversary, my love!

13. Cheers to the man who decided to put up with me for the rest of his life! Happy engagement anniversary, my patient husband.

14. Marriage is like a rollercoaster ride, and I must say, you make the ups and downs a lot more entertaining! Happy engagement anniversary to my thrill-seeking partner!

15. They say marriage is like a workshop, and we’re the perfect example of two jokers learning to be handy with love. Happy engagement anniversary, my handyman husband!

16. Another year of being married to my favorite person in the world besides myself, of course. Happy anniversary, honey!

17. Happy Anniversary, baby, until I married you, I had no idea there were so many rules about how to put things in the cabinet and refrigerator or fold clothes.

18. One year ago, we were married, and two became one. That might explain all the weight I gained.

19. They say marriage is like a garden. You have to keep watering it, or it will wither and die. I hope you don’t mind being watered with sarcasm and witty comebacks.

20. You’re my lifetime subscription to love.

21. Our marriage is like a deck of cards. It includes two hearts and a diamond but also two jokers at the end of the day.

22. A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend.

23. Being married to me for the rest of your life is the real anniversary gift.
    
24. Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day.

Sweet Anniversary Wishes for Your Husband

When it comes to showing affection to your hubby, what’s better than a mix of humor and sweetness? These clever quotes will be the perfect way to express your appreciation and humor. A combination of funny and cute are sure to give him a good laugh and melt his heart.

1. I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home.

2. Here’s to the love of my life and the special person who’s put up with me for another year.

3. Happy anniversary to the person who makes me feel like I can conquer the world… or at least the mountain of laundry that’s piled up in the corner.

4. Another year has passed and I’m still the luckiest woman. You still make me laugh, even when I don’t want to. Happy anniversary!

5. Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.

6. I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

7. If marriage was a box of chocolates you’d be the love heart with the warm, soft center.  

8. Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.

9. Happy anniversary to an amazing husband, still good looking, still funny, intelligent? Meh, a couple of wrinkles here and there, a few grays but on the whole still in tip top condition. You’ve passed for another year. 

10. To a husband who makes all other husbands look bad. You’re the best by far!

11. Happy anniversary to my unpaid therapist, aka my best friend and husband.

12. When penguins find their partner they stay together for life. You’re definitely my penguin.

13. Another year of being married to my partner in crime and the only person who knows all my secrets Let’s keep making trouble together! Happy anniversary, babe.

14. Another year of being married to the man who stole my heart and my last cookie. Happy anniversary, my love.

15. To the man who still makes my heart race, mainly because you’re terrible at putting things away. Happy anniversary!

16. May we have many more years of wine and endless episodes of our favorite shows. Happy wedding anniversary!

17. This anniversary, I want you to know you are my reason for getting up in the morning. Who else is going to cook breakfast?

18. Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I’ve ever made.

19. Wishing a happy anniversary to the second most beautiful human on this earth. The first, obviously, is me!

20. Congratulations on surviving another year of my endless questions and indecisiveness. You deserve an award for being the most patient husband in the world!

21. On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband.

22. God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!

23. We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.
    
24. I wanted to take you to a restaurant, but then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!

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Witty Anniversary Wishes for Your Boyfriend

They say, “Laughter is the best medicine” – it’s right to have a life full of laughter. Be it your dating anniversary or simply an opportunity to express your love, these humorous wishes will bring a smile to your favorite guy’s face.

1. It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other for.

2. Happy anniversary to the man who makes all my dreams come true, except for the one where I meet David Beckham.

3. Another year, another excuse to eat cake with the person I love. Happy anniversary!

4. Happy anniversary to my favourite partner in crime! I can’t believe we haven’t been caught yet.

5. Happy anniversary to the man who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m trying to be serious. You have a way of lightening the mood, babe.

6. Baby, I know I forget to tell you how much I appreciate all the things you do, but I can always count on you being there to remind me.

7. My love for you still gives me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.

8. Congrats on surviving another year of dealing with my weird quirks.

9. Still crazy about you after all this time. Happy anniversary!

10. Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies.

11. We’re the perfect pair. You’re the jelly to my peanut butter, the tonic to my gin, the mold to my cheese… I do really love stinky blue cheese.

12. You’re my favorite weirdo.

13. Sometimes I wonder how you deal with me but then I remember that I deal with you too. That makes us even. Happy anniversary!

14. Happy anniversary to the one who always knows how to make me feel special…or maybe just because you’re the only one who can tolerate my weirdness.

15. To the man who stole my heart and my last slice of pizza, happy anniversary! Thanks for sticking around even when I eat all the good snacks.

16. Happy anniversary to the only person who understands my love for pizza and naps.

17. Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks I’m sexy, even though my idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm.

18. Being in a relationship is a lot like being in a comedy sketch; there are times when you have to think on your feet and improvise, but as long as we can make each other laugh, everything will be fine.

19. Sometimes I get jealous of you. After all, you get to date the world’s most amazing and beautiful girl. Happy anniversary boo!

20. We go together like Oreos and milk!

21. To my boyfriend who’s a little weird, a little nerdy, and a whole lot of awesome, happy anniversary!

22. Another year down, and I still can’t believe I haven’t scared you away.

23. It’s hard to find a partner that’s funny, sexy, & smart. You’re one lucky man!

24. I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!

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Playful and Romantic Anniversary Wishes for Your Boyfriend

Romance goes with humor just like how well peanut butter goes with jam. From sweet gestures to hilarious comparisons, these playful and romantic quotes will add an extra spark to your special day with your special man.

1. You are the seat belt in the roller coaster of my life.

2. Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.

3. Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my biggest supporter, and the one who willingly watches cheesy romantic movies with me. You’re a keeper!

4. Cheers to another year of love, laughter, and tolerating each other’s bad jokes! Happy anniversary, honey!

5. Just wanted to say “Thank You” for dealing with me. I know it may not always be easy, but no one said it would be!

6. Another year of stealing my covers and I still want to cuddle you. A very happy anniversary, babe!

7. Another year of embracing our strange and unusual love Happy anniversary, my delightfully odd partner!

8. To my partner in crime, my favorite person to be weird with, and the love of my life – Happy anniversary!

9. Growing old with you is one of my happiest daydreams, even if I think you’re going to look ridiculous!

10. Cheers to another year of being with the man who knows how to make me feel like a superstar…or maybe just a super weirdo.

11. This box of chocolates reminds me of you — sweet, salty, nutty and very addictive.

12. Happy anniversary to the man who knows how to make me feel special… even on days when I look like a hot mess.

13. You’re still the cheese to my macaroni, even after all this time. Happy anniversary!

14. I know that loving me isn’t always easy, but at least it’s worth it.

15. There’s no one I’d rather get drunk and fall asleep on the sofa with, than you!

16. Wishing a happy anniversary to the one who knows all my secrets, including the fact that I sometimes eat ice cream straight from the tub. Thanks for loving me anyway!

17. Happy anniversary to the man I want beside me for whatever comes next, even if it’s just a series binge.

18. Happy anniversary to the one who never fails to amaze me with his intelligence, wit, and charm…or maybe just his ability to put up with me.

19. You couldn’t resist my charms then and you can’t resist my charms now. Happy anniversary to my favorite man!

20. I feel bad for girls who aren’t me cause they’re missing out. Happy anniversary!

21. There’s no one else I would rather fall asleep watching a movie with.

22. I hope you have a wonderful anniversary, my better half. You are, and will always be, the one and only person I hope to irritate for the rest of my life.

23. Here’s to the person who knows all my flaws and still thinks I’m fabulous. You must be either crazy or in love. Either way, happy anniversary!
    
24. Everyday I fall more and more in love with you, well except for yesterday, yesterday you got on my nerves.

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Bottom Line

As we have reached the end of this collection of funny anniversary wishes for your husband, we hope you’ve found the perfect blend of humor and love to make his special day memorable. May your anniversary be filled with love, laughter, and treasured moments that will stay in your hearts forever. Here’s to celebrating this milestone and wishing you both many more joyful years together, creating new memories and strengthening the extraordinary bond you share!