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100+ Funny Anniversary Quotes For Your Special Day

Laughter, they say, is the secret ingredient that seasons the recipe of a happy marriage. While anniversaries are a time for reflection, gratitude, and sentimental gestures, they are also an opportunity to infuse some much-needed humor into your relationship. Laughter has a remarkable ability to dissolve tension, bridge gaps, and strengthen the connection between two people.

In these funny anniversary quotes, we delve into the lighter side of anniversaries. While heartfelt sentiments often take center stage, humor plays an essential role in any enduring relationship. It makes your special day romantic and uproariously fun. These funny quotes will remind you that love is not just about gazing into each other’s eyes but also about sharing a hearty laugh.

Best 100+ Anniversary Funny Quotes That Make Them Burst Into Tears

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

Laughter is the spice of any enduring relationship. Celebrate your special day with a dash of humor through our funny wedding anniversary quotes! 

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

1. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”

2. “You’re my lifetime subscription to love.”

3. “Happy 5th anniversary! Five years, 60 months, 260 weeks, or 1,825 days—however you count it, it all adds up to love.”

4. “Today we celebrate the best decision you’ve ever made.”

5. “Being married to me for the rest of your life is the real anniversary gift.”

6. “Even though we have more grey hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old.”

7. “I know that loving me isn’t always easy, but at least it’s worth it.”

8. “Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I’ve ever made.”

9. “For better or worse, I still choose you.”

10. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”

11. “Saying ‘I Do’ to you for the rest of my life is the smartest thing I ever did.”

12. “Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies.”

13. “Let’s pinky swear we’ll celebrate every wedding anniversary like it’s our first.”

14. “Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!”

15. “A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend.”

16. “If love is blind then marriage is a real eye-opener. Thank god we’re a perfect match and our married life is super hot.”

17. “Our marriage is like a deck of cards. It includes two hearts and a diamond but also two jokers at the end of the day.”

18. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener” 

19. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!” 

20. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.” 

21. If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.” 

22. “The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” 

23. “On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.” 

24. “For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”

25. “When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.” 

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husbands

It’s important to remind your husband how much their sense of humor has enriched their life together. These funny anniversary wishes for husbands are the perfect way to do this. These hilarious messages are a delightful blend of love and laughter designed to make your husband smile on your special day.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husbands

26. “Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’” 

27. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” 

28. “Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.” 

29. “Drug stores understand life. That’s why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other.” 

30. “Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”

31. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” 32. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” 

33. “Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.” 

34. “If we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”

35. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.” 

36. “Here’s to another year of loving, laughing and putting up with each other’s mothers! Happy anniversary to you, my darling husband. I love you.” 

37. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

38. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”

39. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

40. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.

41. “My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!”

42. “Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”

43. “Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!”

44. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!”

45. “Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”

46. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”

47. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.

48. “A good marriage is one that makes room for love, patience, understanding, and truth, as well as all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to my husband who lets me have all the room that I want.”

49. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

50. “My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

Your wife is not just your love partner; she’s also your partner in laughter. For all the times she’s made you smile and laugh, it’s only fitting to celebrate your anniversary with a touch of humor. These funny anniversary quotes for your wife are designed to do just that.

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

51. “Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.” 

52. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.” 

53. “Every heart sings a song, incomplete until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.”

54. “We may not always sing in tune, but I would not trade the music that we make for anything – happy anniversary!”

55. “Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!” 

56. “Marriage is like vitamins; we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” 

57. “You are the seat belt in the roller coaster of my life.”. Thank you for protecting me at every turn, and through all of the ups and downs of life, my dear wife. You are so special to me. Happy anniversary!

58. “I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home.”. 

59. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”

60. “My husband said he needed some space – so I locked him outside!”. 

61. “In my house, I am the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.” 

62. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”

63. “Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.”

64. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”

65. “You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”

66. “On our wedding anniversary, I just want to give you a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!”

67. “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”

68. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”

69. “Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”

70. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. “Jack Benny

71. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me”

72. “Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.”

73. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” 

74. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!”

75. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”

Funny Anniversary Messages for Parents

Parents who have laughed together have truly stayed together. That’s why funny anniversary messages for parents are the perfect way to honor their enduring bond. They remind us all that family life isn’t just about serious moments; it’s also about the hilarious ones that become cherished memories. 

Funny Anniversary Messages for Parents

76. “Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocery store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.”

77. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”

78. “A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.”

79. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener”

80. “Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!”

81. “Thank you for marrying me and giving me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in the future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary.”

82. “If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.”

83. “Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.”

84. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

85. “Love is a battlefield. You two keep winning! Happy anniversary to my sweet parents.”

86. “Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember a single thing that you say. Happy anniversary to you two. Watching you as each other’s best friends has taught us all so much about love, patience and kindness. We love you!”

87. “Thank you for choosing each other and for teaching us how to love. Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of fun and laughter.”

88. “I couldn’t imagine where I’d be without the two of you – literally! Happiest of anniversaries to my wonderful and amazing parents. Here is to many more incredible years of joy, happiness and laughter.”

89. “ Happy anniversary to you two. Thank you for showing us all some of the best and most beautiful things.”

90. “Happiest anniversary to you, mom and dad! Thank you for everything you have done for us and thank you for continuing to inspire us every single day.”

91. “Happy anniversary, mom and dad! We wish you every happiness in the coming year and beyond.”

92. “Marriage makes you crazy. You two are totally insane! Happy, happy anniversary to my wonderful parents. May the coming year bring you plenty of laughter, joy and happiness. I love you to the moon and back.”

93. “The longer two people stay together, the more they look like each other.” 

94. “Hopefully mom won’t grow a matching beard, dad. Happy anniversary to you two lovebirds. Thank you for inspiring all of us!”

95. “They say marriage makes you live longer – this must be true, because you two have been married for eternity. Here’s to forever, mom and dad! Happy anniversary!”

Hillarious Anniversary Quotes for Friends

These anniversary quotes for friends below are designed to add humor and heartwarming sentiments to their special day. They celebrate the happiness, laughter, and unforgettable memories that have enriched your friend’s journey with his/her lover.

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Friends

96. “I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time.”

97. “A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand. Glad to have you as my friend. Have a blast!”

98. “Marriage is that relation between a man and his wife in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Happy Anniversary, Friend.”

99. “Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!”

100. “Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!”

101. “Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary!”

102. “Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well, the best is yet to come, my friend!”

103. “There’s a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations!”

104. “They say marriage makes you live longer. I guess it’s true because you’ve been married forever. Congratulations on your anniversary, and best wishes for many more to come, you old lovebirds.” 

105. “A friend who means the world to me. A friend who is always there. May this anniversary be as lovely as ever, and may you find more things to share? Happy Anniversary!”

Final Thoughts,

As you celebrate your anniversary with laughter and light-heartedness, remember that humor is a bridge that connects hearts even more profoundly. These happy and funny anniversary quotes are a source of amusement and a testament to the spirited journey you or your loved one embarked upon together. May your shared laughter on this special day echo throughout your years. It will be a reminder that love, laughter, and enduring happiness go hand in hand. Here’s to many more years of belly laughs and heartfelt moments together. Happy anniversary, and send lots of sweet wishes!

Luna Miller

I’m Luna Miller, a helpful employee at Loveable. I excel at giving great advice on birthday gifts. I love suggesting memorable experiences like concerts, spas, and getaways. As a reliable and supportive colleague, I’m always there to assist.

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